Your Mom

therubikcubeoflife:

comedycentral:

@midnight is all-new tonight, and one of these #LameConventions will be on the show!

how can they forget dash con?

therubikcubeoflife:

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

Puppy power levels low

therubikcubeoflife:

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

Puppy power levels low

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

He’s like “whaaaaa?”

i don’t care if i am reblogging this again, this guy is seriously adorableee

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

He’s like “whaaaaa?”

i don’t care if i am reblogging this again, this guy is seriously adorableee

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

pricepricebaby:

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care

difficuntly:

My nigga spongebob teaching granny how to slurp tha pussy

difficuntly:

My nigga spongebob teaching granny how to slurp tha pussy

d0pe-wild-free:

danthemedicman
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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This! (via neo-soulhomegirl)

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.