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scottlava:

“They’re all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”

scottlava:

They’re all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”

jplachowski:

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

wtf that is cool

jplachowski:

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

wtf that is cool

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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lolsofunny:

Me during group projects

lolsofunny:

Me during group projects

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg